The other day I got this call from a 50 year old black woman accusing me of calling her boyfriend and telling me she was going to hunt me down and kill me. I am a 14 year old white girl who lives in pennsylvainia
So this woman just shouted her age and ethnicity at you before beginning her conversation?
like imagine if you’d never seen a dog and you saw a saint bernard and you were like, what’s that and then someone was like, thats a dog. and then you saw a chihuahua and you were like ok whats that and they were like, that’s a dog. wouldn’t you feel lied to? wouldn’t you sense that something was amiss
can we just have a redo of the first thor where thor spends literally the good part of a yEAR exiled on midgard and slowly gets closer to jane and learns all her dreams and secrets and jane learns thor’s fears about kingship and about his childhood…
do you ever roll up your sleeves to wash your hands and one of the sleeves starts slipping down like its attracted to the water and all you can think is “dont you fucking dare”
remember guys, always look for professionals!
a realistic portrait is a very VERY VERY VERY VERY difficult thing to do with a needle and ink, so make sure you take the time to find someone who specializes in them before you go end up with some fucked up shit like this lmao
if a boy ever just sits and asks you questions about yourself, do not be fooled. he doesnt like you. he is interrogating you to find out if youre a russian spy. consider yourself warned
that’s a great Clintasha high school AU right there
you have a supernatural gif describing a comment on another supernatural gif
We come prepared.
I saw this post in Facebook with the caption “apparently Mac supports windows” and I cried